xSouthPark-Fanficx

~o0O0o~ Fifth Grade "Oh yeah? I bet you assholes would just fucking DIE without me! You need me! All of you, jerks, I promise you, you need me!" Halfhearted threats, check. Kyle's temper accelerating toward a breaking point, check. Stan shaking his head in a way that said, "Jesus Christ, not again, this is humiliating," check. Kenny not even paying attention, check. Routine, all of that was routine, and Eric was quite happy to rely on a process that was tried and tested by the years. What he did not rely on was Kyle's sudden outburst of indecipherable screams, accompanied by a surge of energy that enabled him to overcome Eric's rather ine

"If you think about it, there is no way Cartman can come up with anything that bad guys." Walking in the light fall of snow, your nose chilled from the cold air that seeped around your hood. Your hands were nestled deep in to your jean's pockets, chunks of snow pushing up onto your shoes from your dragging feet. "There's just no way he could be that demented…right?" You have to admit, you were a little more than nervous. You knew when you took that bet with the fat ass he was going to pull some kind of stunt like this. Well you couldn't be farther away from the truth. The game of Mario Cart he had challenged you to was rigged. He

    "Mom, dad... I'm gay."    "This may come across as a shock to both of you, but..."    I take a deep breath and sighed.    This is definitely not going to turn out well.    My hair sticks to my forehead with sweat, and I hurriedly wipe it away. I stare at myself in the mirror and shook my head. My hands are shaking, my arms are shaking, my whole body feels as if I was shivering.    If I hadn't known any better, I would've assumed I was getting a panic attack.    But I do know better and I know I'm freaking out for no apparent reason.    The door's locked, I'm stuck in the bathroom upstairs, and my parents are out for a romantic

Hello all you wonderful readers! Here's another one-shot for you! I hope you like it, I haven't done anything for Butters in a while and so I made this! I hope it's not to cliche for you, I might do a phobia series of one-shots but I don't know. Anyway! I hope you enjoy! PS In this you and all the characters of South Park are 16 With Love, Angel~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Astraphobia - Fear of Thunderstorms Reader's POV "Pillow?" I asked. "Check!" Angel replied happily as I giggled. She's always so bubbly and fun, especially on Saturdays, like today. "Movies suggestions list?" "Check!" "Alright, Mr Cuddles?" Mr Cuddle

Hey all you wonderful readers! Welcome to another one of my one-shots! I hope you like it! I tried to make it something new compared to the average South Park x Readers out there like I always do with the stories I write about them! Though, I must warn you, this one is kinda - as the title says - seductive in the way the characters interact but I have don't my best to censor most things and kept them at a minimal, lets say, language structure but you will find some hints of certain acts behind the texts. There's your warning! It's not a really intense scene but please be warned! Thank you! I hope you enjoy! With Love, Angel~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~

 ̶D̶e̶a̶r̶ ̶Kyle, I'm choking. But I've been dying inside for years now, so I just wanted to get this off my chest and say goodbye, I guess. I bought three bottles of sleeping pills, and I've downed them all. It's weird; it's a different kind of high. I wouldn't recommend it. I've been having the craziest dreams before I started taking sleeping pills. Dreams of you, Kyle, and they persist into my waking hours even when I do. I've become obsessed for some reason, and I couldn't accept it. You must be wondering what I'm telling you for, but for what it's worth, I'll tell you a secret. ̶Y̶o̶u̶

The cold wind relentlessly blew upon the face of the earth, it seemed to Eric Cartman, who lay spread-eagle on his rooftop. The wind made no regard for the fact that it was supposedly the middle of summer, or the hottest hour of the afternoon. It was cold all over, cold inside, where his jacket couldn't keep him warm. Eric fixed his eyes on his zenith, wondering at the interplay of colors on the utterly confused skyline. Dusk was approaching fast, and the pale blue was slowly being overtaken by the fierce orange-red. It made him think of Kyle and Stan, and sometimes Kenny when the hue was just right. It made him think, where on earth was his

Hey all you wonderful readers! I'm sorry for not updating much so while you wait until I fully come back, I made the this requested one-shot. I tried to make it as long as possible as well as well described and detailed. I hope my writing skills have improved for you my lovelies! Anyway, enough yapping on from me! Let's go on with the story! With Love, Angel~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Reader’s P.O.V Ring-Ring-Ring!!! The shrill noise met my ears, causing my awakening. Another day meaning more school. I know I shouldn’t be liking anything that had to do with school, considering the fact that I